Funny?

A few hours ago I was talking to one of my dear friends all about my new blog. I was excited until she said "I cant wait to read it, I bet its hilarious". I instantly wanted to tell her that I was lying and I didnt have a blog afterall so not to bother looking for it. I realized a little late (after I already sent the link to everyone I know) that my blog is not funny. Not even close. In fact I dont even think I know what funny is anymore.

Is it funny when I realize a little too late that the wet spot on my daughters bum is diahrea and not water, and that I sniffed a little too closely and it got on my lips?

Is it funny that the only pair of jeans that fit me are covered in mashed bananas and drool and yet I wont wash them because they wouldnt fit anymore?

Is it funny that the only web site I really care about is People.com and
only because I am trying to find pictures of celebrities (mainly Brittany Spears) that look worse than I do or that have been admitted to rehab?

Is it funny that I have spent nearly an hour trying to come up with things in my life that might be funny?

In short... I apologize if my blog is not as funny as some. I will do my best to not only include witty dialogue and catchphrases but also other very humorous anecdotes. If this means I must steal pages of script from other peoples funnier blogs than so be it. Please help me also by telling me in your comments how "freaking hilarious" I am. That boost of confidence will surely give me the "oomph" I need to really impress all of you with how funny I am. Again dont forget to comment about me being funny. Thanks!